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The last three years have been really tough.

The last three years have been really tough.

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thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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ameliasfairytales:

G R E E N D A L E   S E V E N  Appreciation  Week(s) 

DAY SIX: Favorite speech/quote given to or by one of the study group members

“I have no closing arguments because I’m throwing the case. No, no, it’s okay. It’s fine, don’t worry. My client, Shirley Bennett - my friend of three years - she told me it was okay. She said what I want is more important. She’s right… Right? I mean, guys like me will tell you that there’s no right or wrong, there’s no real truths… And as long as we all believe that, guys like me can never lose. Because the truth is, I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is - the pathetically, stupidly, inconveniently obvious truth is - helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good. Now, I just wanted to get out of here, pass Biology and be a lawyer again instead of helping Shirley - that was bad. And my former colleague wanted so badly to keep his rich client happy that he just asked me to roll over in exchange for my old job. So, I guess we all walked in here pretty bad. But now Shirley’s gone good. Shirley’s helping me. It’s that easy: you just stop thinking about what’s good for you and start thinking about what’s good for someone else… and you can change the whole game in one move. Now, if you like this idea, you can make it true by doing something good for everyone here: throw this case out of court. It’s dumb. That is all.” 

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worldfallsdown:

I found my new favourite Twitter account.

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residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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